Ahoy Matey

So yesterday while shopping at HomeGoods we saw this woman in the pillow aisle but somehow eddie missed her until we came up behind her in line. He looked at me and said "Seriously?!" I replied "Yep didnt you see her earlier when we were picking out pillows" as I take out my phone to snap a pic. He said "Nope didnt see her. What, does she have a pirate complex?? " As I'm taking the pic he says "Well if she says anything to us I'm gonna say ahoy matey!" I almost lost it laughing, thank goodness the register announcement came on for us to move to register one. SMH