These are various comments Eddie has made during our time watching the mini series "The Bible". I apologize ahead of time if anyone is offended, these comments are his views only.
During one of the old testament episodes: Wait so the Jewish peopel keep getting promises from God but keep making on the same mistakes and getting punished?! Man, not that smart, but then again they do rule the world, or at least Hollywood.
Today on the ride home from running errands: Wait so we only have 2hours left of "The Bible" series and at the end of the last episode Jesus was pretty close to dying so they are gonna take 2 hours to tell that part of the story? To which I replied, No I dont think so, the bible does not end with the death of Jesus. He replies oh really so what else is there to tell? I informed him that the rest of the bible talks about how the disciples went out into the world and established the church. His reply: boooooooring. All I could do was smh and look around for lighting to strike our car from heaven lol.
After that he then asked if they would tell the story of Revelation because they had left out other stories like Jesus turning water into wine. He remarked " did they not want to associate Jesus with wine? You know Jesus was up in Napa Valley drinking wine, he probably started the Kendall Jackson Winery". All I could do was laugh about that one as I also was dissapointed they left out the water into wine miracle story.
Sunday, April 7, 2013
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
international water shenanigans
Eddie & I went on a cruise with family about 2 weeks ago. Not even international waters keep Eddie from acting up.
on night while walking around on the ship he pinched his uncle's butt while walking pass one of the photographers and it made the guy laugh, point, and say out loud "haha you guys are pinching butts". (not like he needs any encouragement).
another night at dinner, one of our tablemates found out I was a pediatrician and said he had a personal question for me which happened to be about the business aspect of the office and as soon as he got his question out eddie chimes in with " oh thank goodness thats your question, I thought you were gonna ask her for a prostate exam". i'm sure my face turned pretty red.
on night while walking around on the ship he pinched his uncle's butt while walking pass one of the photographers and it made the guy laugh, point, and say out loud "haha you guys are pinching butts". (not like he needs any encouragement).
another night at dinner, one of our tablemates found out I was a pediatrician and said he had a personal question for me which happened to be about the business aspect of the office and as soon as he got his question out eddie chimes in with " oh thank goodness thats your question, I thought you were gonna ask her for a prostate exam". i'm sure my face turned pretty red.
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