i married an asshole

so as some of you may know we are traveling to south carolina this week for one of my best friend's wedding. while packing tonight i asked eddie a question about the toiletries and he shifted his attention from staring at the clothes hanging in his closet to give me a hug. in my head i thought ok random moment but maybe he is thanking me for packing all his meds and our toiletries. then i realized there was a funny smell in our closet. yes ladies and gentlemen my husband hugged me just so i could smell his fart. ah what wedded bliss my friend is entering too (lets hope her husband does not also have an obsession with flatulance).